Is 4chan down for anyone else or just me?

Tl;Dr with a redunderline

TL;DR:HAUWY:AJWUS

The One-Eyed Monster(tm)!

green cyclops

Seems you are getting OGRE raged about video games!!!

Shrek saying "Yes, I play video games" He's a gamer gurl lol txt it

An alien asks you to 'fuck my anus'

Alien loev

Alein's love is stored in a happy heart

green big-headed alien has a big red heart on his chest

An alien with a red heart shaped torso.

An alien with a big heart :3

green alien with heart vest

A red heart with a green + in it. The heart has blue arms with gold rings on them. It also has green legs and a blue butt.

the heart with a blue anus welcomes you.

welcome to a heart

Needs a haircut.

Asian Rapunzel

The princess lets down her hair for the prince.

Rapunzel let down her hair. It looks an awful lot like spaghetti though...

it's a spaghetti cow and it's fucking crazy!

a caow with red hairs

fuck you bronies

Fuck the bronies (A forced message, brought to you oby DOD)

A clown with blue balls

Blissful person sleeping on puddles.

pinkshirt has sleepy

sleeping pink shirt

PINATA.

Sneaky cat pinata

The child of Pikachu and that not-funny dude with the hat from the Muppets.

It wants euthanasia.

YOU DIE IN THE DREAM, YOU DIE FOR REAL. (even if you are a dog)

Grim reaper claims a soul

a soul floating upwards after being killed by the grim reaper