Medic can't stand Spy's tacky lamps.

Spy asks Medic if he approves of the fancy decor (read: lamps) and Medic says no.

Spy brings medic a lamp for approval. Medic does not approve.

the spy gets a major award and medic thinks its the ugliest lamp he's ever seen in his entire life

the spy is gloating abut a lamp that is made out a carving of a girl, the medic says it looks like shit

Spy thinks his lamp is hot. medic disagrees.

Spy's eyes are banana shaped and poke out of his head. His mouth resembles a volcano. He says "Hawt." while holding a lamp. Sniper is angry.

A volcano is spewing hot piss (???)

its a jarate volcano meito