I drink this milkshake! I DRINK IT ALL UP!

a floating head drinking a milkshake

A person with their head cut off drinking a milkshake.

Hipster drinking poop out of a twisty straw

A member of the NTR Nation calling a guy drinking a soda and wearing sunglasses a PERSON

You're a person. Yes, way. Now go to your room, young man!

fuck homestuck. really? this is stupid

Results of Homestuck becoming popular in Japan.

Not much on a cosmic scale.