That giraffe is too big for this plate.
The importance of house-training your pets.
Guy cleaning pet dragons poop
A mans days of shoveling dragon shit has payed off since it shat out a gem. However the appraiser just says its a crystallized kidney stone.
Blue: Everything will be okay, Red. You'll find a valuable gem in a pile of dragon poo next time.
Blue sold the gem and earned a fortune, while red continued digging through the poo.
The man goes looking on the street for his gem and finds it in an alleyway
A detective finds the missing crystal by a trash can but decides it will look nicer in his living room than it would back at the museum.
in a stunning twist, the diamond is alive and the man is nothing more than a knicknack on a shelf
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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