I'm just saying, man, this isn't a safe place!

Small man realizes that he is not safe when a giant spider comes to eat him

man eating giant spider

Man eating spider

A child about to eat a spider saying om nom

Happy girl encourage her pet spider to eat her arm.

A woman feeding herself to her pet spider, Tiggeys. Or maybe it's just her blood. Either way, I need some brain bleach.

jug of brain bleach

Maybe Dave should rethink on creating an auto-responder.