His life changed forever when he opened the mysterious box.
A man opens a surprise box
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! You got the master sword!
A sword handle with a ruby on the end of it.
a dagger with jewels on it
Disco Dagger.
A disco crucifix.
A roller disco, basketball playing, karate-chopping, afro-wearing moose doing gymnastics as his trusty disco ball looks on.
AAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!