that's not something to joke about :( Next person; choose something new :)

o hai sunik, huv ar u

jerk is infuriated with the fact due to the assumption that he's german

me too.

"Me 4"

Little girl demands you buy a giant teddy bear for her. The bear is crying and whispering oh god no.

Blond girl holding a yellow balloon, and a bear (?) besides her. There are many green dots in the picture, and som 'z's here and there.

A man contemplatively says "next" as he smokes and looks at his desktop computer at his desk.