man with disappointed face next to random vortex of scribbles.

Constipated Man

dramatic movie poster for an epic superhero movie called "The Constipated Man." He wears purple tights with a grey cape, and has blue skin.

A constipated man.

man on toilet taking a big ass dump

Hankey the Christmas poo getting flushed.

elf in hurricane

abstract painting ( probably someone with a strange hat inside something)

man says hmmmmmmm to abstract art in gallery

What the, I don't even

A tree with a bird in it singing to the radiant sun.

Dead tree's take over the world this bird is the last living organism even though the tree is green its still dead

an angry tree come to life, demanding brains. it has a small black bird perched upon its right arm/branch

Prostitute pleasures a zombie tree while a black bird watches in enjoyment

naked phat chicks love broccoli hard!!! and crows love to watch

watch out dude, those crows want your broccoli, man

A man with brocoli about to be attacked by giant birds

A duck attacking a guy with broccoli in his hands

a nigger is fapping while he holds spinach, theres a duck too with his balls exposed

Black guy faps as he's holding a watermelon and a duck is watching him.

nigger having sex with a human sized watermelon, while a chilcken watches (probably jealous)

A broken-hearted chicken regards a Zulu warrior making love to a watermelon.

A chicken looking at a watermelon