the Ubyssey

Do what you want 'cuz a pirate is free. You are a pirate

It's a squidman...with a sword..a purple sword.

Buff Cthulhu has a purple and gold sword

I think someone stabbed Eridan with a yellow sword, which seems silly, since he was already cut in half.

Sadly, Billy the scary entertainer died in a bizarre accident where he was cut in half. Strangely, his blood and organs were purple.

A grumpy man figures out that he was a Piñata all a along after he falls on to his bum and breaks in half.

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman have been turned into purple grapes. Whilst trying to sort out a pile of pills, Walt grows angry at Jesse.

Two purple men in front of a table. There are pills in varied colors on it. One man says ''Well, so much for the purple pills...dumbass''.