a soldier's gun shooting rubber ducks.
A duck quacking into a microphone
the duck sings better than lil' wayne
Corinthians 2:24 - "Parrots are greater than Wayne. So much greater. You don't even know."
Church
The Undead Church
The most badass church in existance.
Punch a priest day
BBEG uses Universe punch on low level cleric.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!