"Wheres all the lembas bread Samwise Gamgee?"......."Go home sam."

Emo guy in his room, wearing a cape, is going to an hero.

a weird spider human thing s floats around whearing cool hipster shades and a stylish scarf and a cool beannie

Fart, real mature -.-

oh nooo somebody squeezed me too tightly so i farted and out came a massive wiff!

Horrifying, that's how I describe it.

new mcdonalds happy meal: zombie head with ketchup

Unhappy Meal

Happy Meal is not happy.