Divine Intervention.
god is there for you if you get beat up a lot
Zeus strike you down
Zeus..........
a questionable thunderstorm
Lightning strikes again! Haha get it..? Strikes, like its wins...and lightning strikes...yeah, I need a life.
Low quality wordplay based on the ambiguity of certain terms
A pinto horse is sick of hearing the same jokes over and over again at his expense. He just wants to enjoy his beer.
The horse just wants to drink his god damn beer, IN PEACE!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!