Single-ass Doubleman

All members of my family have four gluteus, except me.

guy with two buttcheeks is jelly of guy with four buttcheeks :O

Double butt

Flanders dresses up as the Amazing Spiderman for Halloween.

thats obviously deadpool

Billy experiences a terrible accident; while trying to assemble an American flag out of ribbons, he is flattened by an unknown assailant.

guy running

stickman runnin like a boss