Scooby from /fit/ doing his classic skateboard squats.

The legends were true...! Could this be... the fabled DEWLORD?!

A balding man in a christmas cracker hat, hoarding all of the presents. He doesn't look even remotely amused, but is at least fully clothed.

Some creepy hobo with a purple crown on his head stealing presents and claiming they are his.

friendly homeless guy

Homeless but has a terrible fashion sense and is friendly

Dashing gentleman without a home

I'm stealing money!

get monaaaaaaaaaay