if spiderman were black

juehar

If hitler was blue.

Hitler with eyepatch

Nazi eyepatch dude

A guy with an eyepatch and a mustache of authority greets his fellow humans! His shirt says "I'm lonely and afraid of everyone"

A fat pirate with one leg, an eye patch, and a shirt that says 'I'm scary'

Fat Pirate tries to intimidate people by wearing a shirt proclaiming that he is indeed scary.

A fat pirate wards off the authorities with his powerful stench.