It is actually an armadillo, it walked away

a zombie is very wealthy and also maybe a police officer

"not my division" said a zombie police officer

grey statue with cops hat cries blood

A Weeping Angel bleeding from the eyes and wearing a hat. Sorry for typors, can't look away or she;ll get me!

A staring contest gone horribly wrong.

Edipo just took off his eyes, while his mother Yocasta watches really amused.

a drunk man regrets his choice the next day to sleep with his mother

This guy...really doesn't like people...who drink a lot to act cool.

A big fat pussy that can't handle its alcohol

Cat in the Hat with Jarate in his hand

The cat in the hat: "JARATE!" He also holds some jarate...