Something grimdark this way comes!

Slenderman is near by that's why your camara is going all fuzzy on you

We see in a video camera's point of view. We see a tree trunk with a note nailed on it. It says ":) Hi". There's a humanoid at the distance.

Hello tree stump. Lovely night tonight

A bloody hatchet buried into a stump in the forest.

the land of the last treee under the pale face of the mooon the stars are hiiigh up the stumps are whats left oh look a bloody axe

Bloody axe on a hill at night

grave, with blood on it, on a hill during the night

In a moonlit night, Superman's skeleton is about to eat baby Superman, unaware of the subterranian Skeleton King's tomb and servants beneath