a fancy shark

high society shark

Shark making a deal

Shark playing Deal or No Deal

have you ever considered that the only constant in all your past failed relationships is you?

Why does nobody love me?

a nurse looking at the corkscrew sticking out of her flower.

A medic (by tf2 game ?)

Silent man with a red cross on his face

a man with a nose bleed in the shape of a cross asking 'got Jesus?'

Eeyup.

A magical puffball with a wicked mustache conjures a magical barrier to deflect a flying knife

YOU CANNOT SHAVE THIS MEATBALL! IT'S MOUSTACHE MUST BE PRESERVED FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS!

doctor dont want no shave

Mr. Popo does not like this tiny hammer

THE HULKSTER'S SLEDGEHAMMER FUCKING GOES OVER AN AGEING TRIPLE H'S SLEDGEHAMMER. BAH GAWD.

The hulk is confused because for one, Thor's hammer replicated itself and for two there's a bag labeled "halloween horror H???????" Herpderp

Dafuq?

Man sits down for a helping of ME3

A bunch of scribbles

THE SEXIEST OF SCRIBBLES. unf.

I think the computer is coming on to me..

chat roulette... 'nuff said

HAND is omnipotent

A coat that is everywhere

That rooster is ubiquitous!

a flying chicken

A chicken who is going fast.

A chicken with super sonic speed?

chekin hadhog

Person who has given up on being like all the retards in the world

Nope, draw some Cabin Pressure stuff.

sad crying face saying no...

yes to letting men cry freely

Make someone cry today: Check.

A man is insulting her GF because she is fat.

Op talking about his sex life

"i'm gay" - OP

Op is a man

woman being creamed on by to very vainy male genitalia