Dave Vs. Davesprite
A creamsicle would if he could.
forelorn creamsickle looks to the god that has foresaken it and says "If I could"
Hell if I know
a purple house thanks the sun
"No problem, purple house!" said the sun. "Thanks!" the purple house muttered, a few seconds in the past.
didi doodoo dum-dum
stickman is whistling a tune
A blind man with perfect pitch whistles a heartrending tune.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!