Instead of the tardis being a police box, the Doctor uses a porta potty.

Man in a fez says 'doctor'. The port-a-potty replies, 'tardis'

the tardis loves sebach and the doctor feels betrayed

somebody wants to make me happy inside

THIS is the reson why you are here - and not "God".

xenu dumping aliens into volcanoes

Green alien's trampoline seems to be malfunctioning they aren't having fun anymore.

A sad alien standing in a broken trampoline.

KERMIT THE FROG STANDING ON A TRAMPOLINE THINKING WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!