PAJAMA MOTHERFUCKING SAM

Harley Quinn from Batman Adventures wishes for bigger breasts, her wish is granted except her breasts grow nearly as big as her body

Someone reciting the lyrics to a song about sex.

congrats on the sex

E.T. gradually turning into a human. Oh god I'm gonna be sick.

ET phoning home but with the wrong finger (the mean finger)

MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM

DIAMONDS NIGGA

A nerve ending