robbery with a knife
Programmer orange realised he left a comma somewhere in the code
public toilet
liquid that is seeping through its container's sides confuses a sideways man who is holding christmas lights
The look on your face when you find out that you and your brother use the same towel to dry off with, after getting out of the shower.
Diminuitive multicolored domesticated ungulates that belong to you
It is a cactus. It is also yuck. Mostly cactus though.
negator
Bitch considers keying a double-parked Jag. Bitch is probally just jelly
Your brain on drugs.
Giant face saying... You think i'm kawaii desu!?
Elephant dick.
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