a gay dolphin
Ineverwrestled
I've never caught a sea mammal. My life is without porpoise.
Drugs.
"OMG! A LEMON?" said a lazy-eyed woman to a deformed lemon
Captain America vs. Batman.
i really like that guys butt i have no idea what's going on but damn what a booty
yellow and pink pony with a cold
A badass catches a ninja star, and is confused by a mime pretending to sit in a chair.
A dirty alien
A jelly-filled doughnut cries as it "bleeds".
Cherry's are next to McDonalds
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