Two teddy bears argue over a banana.

Doodle or Die

A peeled onion taunts a someone who is crying.

A woman with bowling ball tits asks, "Why?"

A man dressed as a teddy bear holding up the symbol female patriarchy.

Someone displaying their middle finger in a cloud of purple smoke.

Doodle or Die

Someone reciting some kind of boring disclaimer. There are too many words.

New Chain

A grotesque creature that hungers for ketchup.

Homer Simpson shits himself

A shoe disguised as a hotdog

Someone just cleared their browsing history

A severed eyeball pissing

A Dr. Sues characters questions - "Northwest?!"

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