Hitler was late for his hate-speech, so he had to show up in his sleeping cap. He fell asleep later that day. Then killed himself.
skiing donkey
Roadkill
Albert just doesn't know.
Turtle abstains from humping crocs for a living, spends the rest of the days basking in the sun, drinking gin and wearing hawaiian shirts.
Pac-Man in reverse
awkwardly making an attempt at conversing with your species.
A man is sunburned to a near-death extreme. He is displeased with his inability to become tan.
A woman is confused about things made in Australia including: the platypus, blue buckets.
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