Even grasshoppers can get ticks.
fuck dave kelly
number eight says he wants his eggs poached... and they guy whose making the eggs looks pissed.
a ticking bomb
Toad is scared of parrots.
Superultragreatdeliciouswonderfulbad
the hairy lady of lady gaga is on fire
duck who knows their life is over so they decide to smoke weed laced with coke and meth while a popcicle could give a rats ass about him.
A hood ass snake in a firehouse with a fucking kick ass gun and a gold chain.
a retarded blonde person with only 2 teeth is making the peace sign with his hand.
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