You can't have nice things because you touch yourself at night.
A guy named "Rafags".
A reptilian dinosaur that has small wings that can't support it's weight, inevitably it can't fly.
William met a guy named Hearl
HUGE "NO"
A man with bad teeth uses a harpoon to poke a sad penguin with over-sized feet.
Cartoon character smut.
3 hearts floating in an ocean of pepto bismol
This man was probably kicked out of school at one point in time.
Its 4:10 am, time for internet porn and to shoot my electric jism
He's a philosophical genius!
Bobby Jo, the sheep lovingly stares at what she thinks is her boyfriend, but is in fact an innocent coffee table.
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