Lady Gaga's latest fashion disaster...a dress made of frowns that screams for help
The face my penis makes when seeing a dude get hit in the nads on tv.
some person with a really bad hair, has it's eyes and mouth painted with some sort of gray ink, and some purple lines on it's side
"bitch! i dont fucking know"
a nurse with scissors was attacked by a patient and now they're covered in blood meanwhile an E.R. doctor just looks and gives a poker face.
Candidates for the 2040 US Presidency
your ideal girl/boy
a guy wearing a lampshade for a hat is leaving
fox with a really long left paw
A narwhal with legs is happily throwing lemonade on a tree.
man shitting
sour creme
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