robot proposing to sluttly waitress
black man helps armless prostitute with cake on her head hold her purse.(while the prostitute balances a golden ring on her foot)
your favorite grocery store
apple sings something from the sound of music on a chair and gets a standing ovation
OMG IN MY ASS
"IDFK," proclaimed the pink letters
a Japanese guy raping an old lady
NEW CHAIN
Ejaculation in the dark
A stoner gets frustrated because he can't smoke
Intergalatic unicorn
Yansoo Miles is NOT EVEN TIRED (with angel wings and long hair and sunglasses and the London Eye around his head)
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