Goldfish listening the music in the fishbowl
A lava moat to keep cows in the pasture instead of a fence.
A sad man with blue eyes in a black uniform.
Blanka has turned vegan. How shocking. /fog horn
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Man being strangled with scarf shits grass whilst running
Thomas the Tank engine encounters a busty blonde in bikini.
a bird is raping another bird so hard the force of the erection is holding him up in the air
'Murrikan Pinochio
dickbutt
Sad Alien
Engage in a carnal mating ritual with a computer named after a fruit
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