A Jesus Octopus
4 shoes standing on each other saying Milk.
say no to the INTERNET
Mario jumping on mushrooms as he faps
Man tries his hand at fishing inside a strawberry.
a man does not understand relativity because his mittens are too big
A man on the top of a mountain fails to masturbate
Christian Dior pointing out at some retarded purple and pink models
pikachu with his little dick out pissing on bitches
Pirate Puns jiggle my Buns
fight with tools
weeping dinounicorn
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