Donald Trump eating kittens. And puppies. And babies. Russian prostitutes are peeing on him.
pac man eats THE WHOLE EARTH! people everywhere are SCREAMING AND DYING! OH THE HUMANITY!
Venus' newest neon sign advertising its status as "Hooker Free" was less of a hit than the aliens thought.
What is your favourite animal?
Scorpion uses one of his harpoons for self sexual exploration.
He leaned in close to the ginger's ear and whispered "GINGER PUBES"
A group of 4 oranges won't let anyone else join
man calls to his dog
Purple-haired hipster drops a pokèball into the shadow realm
Shitting on a Christmas gift
Poor man was set on fire by a three legged green blob
An obscene yet slightly erotic display involving several participants, a fifty gallon drum of lube & a poodle. Details left to imagination
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