A pear has mutated into a terrible three eyed beast! It's cruel gaping mouth has a tentacle that CRUSHES everything around!!!
Born under the sign of the chalice, destined for fertility.
hiding from the bullets
Some primordial amoeba next to a napkin with the word "fag" written on it.
The most amazingly epic traffic light I have ever seen!
A nigger that's so stupid that he gets his tongue stuck in a pipe while trying to get high.
black dog licks carrot with boobs
dude lounging on his chair on his front porch, hating the world.
Basic math
Teacher wants too much from an artist (wants him to draw a penis on a big canvas).
Pedobear vs Sonic.
A Swedish priest denies his homosexuality.
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