angry old telephone is mad because technology is evolving and no one uses him anymore.
4 spiders come on a sad shoe?
In heaven the twin towers are angels and santa claus is a horse that rides a bike made of people parts
hello madame, may I interest you in some HAUNTED PICKLES???
Rosie Odonnel's power has gone out, and she has just one candle, and wears a brown coat
man scolds his son because he cannot do poetry. He is from the medieval ages and his son is from the modern ages.
A lovely self portrait of me, your handsome and humble king.
Man blows fat stacks on the actual worst game in the world. Wow. What terrible taste.
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