an envelope with a tiny green poo on it.
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a weiner dog humping a black guy
SQUIRREL FUCKS RAPIST
a retarded ninja with red eyes saying "nyah"
A pizza, without any sauce. Maybe the person who ordered it was allergic to tomatoes? Poor fellow... living without spaghetti sauce...
Mmmmm sammitch
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