She always had that little drop of poison. Did the devil, make the world, while god was sleeping?
An orange wizard fist
A guy with a cheeto stuck in his nostril.
shit with black dots
two kids begging for mercy from a mobster towel who's high
Michael Jordan was in a car crash, to save him they reattached his head onto a chicken so now he slams eggs everyday
prince
green thing slipped over a banana. And a big mess.
The grey whale takes on the identity of Pearson, tax accountant!
king unsurpized by two eyeballs without pupils floating in front of him
Jeremy Renner's booty
Rainbow Dash being straight, GASP, call the bronies.
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