The Mascot of the American Tea Party Movement
Every time I cut myself shaving, bacon spill out of my throat. I don't know how to feel about this.
Bill Clinton and Thomas Jefferson's Excellent Adventure.
A red Kirby with one giant eye and three little hairs D:
An evil salamander decapitates a guy in a blue shirt.
Selena Gomez kisses the ugliest man as defined by "The Books."
Superman having a delightfully bubbly bath :D
Emo kid with sparkly white teeth
Sunburned man being pulled by a terrified shark on waterskis.
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Old lima bean being sexually assaulted by a pack of flying rosy cheeked buttockses.
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