bouncer named pluto
Butt naked black man stares into his reflection in his bathroom. What stares back at him through his mirror is jesus.
"Yo, Mickey!!" Someone off to the side yells as mickey mouse goes into lil mouse hole with a sign pointing to it outside it "HOES"
christmas with body parts instead of presents
Mario is the boss of the Italian mafia. Luigi takes the oath of muertà and becomes a made guy.
illuminati with money i guess
Reddit neckbeards vs tumblr feminist cringe vs boring-ass instagram kids
some people tend to be a little too experimental with cows
A man ripping his chest apart to reveal his brain inside where his rib cage and lungs should be
peanut man with big biceps curls a dumbell in one hand, and holds a pink ball with a stomach inside of it
In the distance, a fly is shitting. The turd flies away as Kermit in cowboy boots puts his foot down. A car is also kissing his shoe??
someone REALLY doesnt wanna go to narnia
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