white girl would like some bukkake ;)
What, because I'm a piece of toast and "French", that gives you the excuse to burn me? How dare you, you little man.. machine.. thingy!
soup with attitude
A dyslexic man has lost his dog at the park
billy ate her mentrual cream
Dragon will pick your nose for a cheese burger.
mary moo cow
A naked old man brutally slapping the Carfax Fox making him cry. But why does his shirt say "Cool Cat" instead of "CAR FOX"?
Someone has filled their entire DoD canvas with light blue. I can only imagine the horrors that is drawn under that color layer.
pikachus butt
NEW CHAIN
Kangaroo Jack demands ice cream, but the ice cream guy says they're all out.
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