A man has literally torn out his heart to offer it to a girl, but his heart is smelly.
A nuclear flower emitting poisonous gas
the dude runs away from a winged 11... oooh how lameimeanscary
a retard
A woman's breasts explode. She seems very shocked by this.
Bohan is unhappy because another guy told him he has turbo cancer.
A superman wearing a tribal mask with a lightsaber.
Diabetes.
Buy it (A flux compactor)
FACEPUNCH FORUMS
Ron Weasley has been turned into a beaver (probably by Barty Crouch Jr impersonating Mad-Eye Moody) and is freaking out about it.
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