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A spider regrets that he was never able to travel abroad and see the Alaskan sunset.
A man cannot remember how to get his sentient door to open, so he resorts to force
Despite being horribly disfigured and mutated by the nuclear blast, Ned Flanders was just relieved that his awful kids were finally dead.
Penguins
Origin of the Catholic religion
An elite grad school seminar on agriculture.
Grimace grows to be 20 times larger and the city calls on Jackie Chan to once again save the world.
Shub-niggurath replied calmly, "No, I don't have any feelings about them one way or the other. My mother gave me this name."
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Khorne cultist in training decides the best way to get ridiculous gains is to avoid sleeping at all costs.
Burger King's floating disembodied head trying to eat a taco
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