baseball bat
Several cunning linguists
The rapists on the couch
Colon power!!!!!!!!
A big bowl of mashed potatoes, with whatever fixin's you prefer. Alternately, the same thing but a baked potato
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A literal pork barrel
What what in the butt!
There's not a lot of good doodlers on right now
Aliens are considering retiring the probe after this one...
Giant pink balloons tied to a pink stick. There's a brown stick coming out of the bottom of the pink one.
The coat check girl
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