Bite my shiny, metal ass!
Maybe it's all because of that secret government program!
The impure and lost shall knee before "Zortek"!!!
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
a very Asian salesman
overused double (triple?) pun
pacman smoking weed
Let's make this a nice, clean doodle chai- oh screw that.
A better seller than Dolph Ziggler
fat jesus
A red hat guy deiving a car
Blue haired asian who got a A- on his maths test
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