Jeff was nervous, it was his first time eating and he had no arms. Plus his plate was backwards as fuck.
I'm killing myself tonight. I have a desire to tell someone who want force me into a hospital. I'll look at your reponse and they I'll go.
"You're arresting me when there's a freaking dinosaur outside! I only stole a strawberry and cut it with this knife to eat!"
Princess Luna observes the earth from her moon base.
a man saying that someone is aquaman now
Hooker "oh snappin'" at her pimp
princes luna(FUCKING PONIES)
golden poop
The Doctor Who tardis.
Paula charmand died, oh shit
a rainbow that doesnt know
A rainbow bunny.
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