a tardis
you killed my grapes you BASTARD
an earth covered in sper;
Four guys standing on opposite sides of the moon.
Chick skinny-dipping in the ocean while someone is looking at their iPhone, which has no signal or WiFi. It's their final destination.
Sergeant Gurott examines the inner workings of the outer ear as his fellow soldiers look on in awe.
Steve fucking a pig.
A bowl full of fish. Also the bowl appears to be female. And all the fish are actually coats. And the bowl is full of lava.
A man using a small African child as toilet paper.
Bright yellow cross
the moon on a starry night
Once upon time there was a lonely turkey. The lonely turkey was a big tom. He loved cans of KFLT.
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