a pinata filled with drugs and booze at a birthday party in the hood
Oh no! The giant penis meteor is going to hit the world!
indiana jones: and the kingdom of the green crystal skull with sunken cheek bones.
a man made of shit
smells like a shit on a piss river
An above-ground pool broke and the water is spilling everywhere.
why haven't you called your mother yet?
Man with a boner stalks a woman while an ostrich is watching
A Gameboy, named Phal with arms and legs, dominates an obedient woman.
clueless dolphin?
cheese head bird hitler with Cheetos hands and green coat demands beer
What did we tell you, Johnny? "No beating the dog, mother.." INDEED! So beat your brother instead. "Yes, mother." Also get me a beer.
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