Roasted more than jew's in a furnace
Man underestimates the amount of chocolate in this competition
pinnochio reaching for a bloody bonesaw. what has he done to Mister Geppetto!
Osama and the bubble-head guy
Draw a picture of the first pet you ever owned!
a man taking a long walk off a short pier
an octopus that spent too much time near a nuclear waste site.
Mathematicians don't get sex.
Donald Trump fucks the Mexican Flag
baby sonic
aliens trying to understand human gibberish
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