Bow ties are cool
A box of Jesus
A bloodied knife
rich mans kitchen explodes
yes pomf
A cute kitty with a bow with hearts around it!
happy lightning and a pile of shit
A man orders some booty at a fancy restaurant. The fancy waiter obliges.
A place where Jimmies can be rustled, files can be named and pizzaboys can be denied tips, just make sure you don't talk about videogames.
hey dude you missed a spot
a woman sees herself in the panty mirror as a snake charmer
You just said something awkward and a bit stalkerish so you stop talking, creating an even more awkward silence
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