The DoD unicorn grants you a wish! What do you wish for?
An incredibly well drawn picture of batman with a vagina
guy with a coconut bra pooping in space
I know something you don't know
fantasizing about squids and mantises
GOTTA GO FAST
Unbalanced equation involving the addition of a spider and some illegible text which I think says dictionary
clock...................hammer
Dragon ghost king tells a carrot that we're toast. He is obviously unfit for royalty.
Someone left their cockring on too long and look what happened! Egg McMuffins all over the place!
Siamese breasts
a colourful burst of frustration
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