A local waiter sitting in a back alley. He takes a long rip from his bong, and begins to recite German fables to amuse himself.
a woman giving a caterpillar a hair cut
Large person yells "Poop!".
A man not bound by the laws of physics is taking his ravenous dog for a walk. A man falls victim to the vicious creature, but doesn't care.
WHo dat
Flying eggs chase after a girl carrying her blue and purple high heels
Dr. House. The doctor from the TV by the same name. He's just lookin' gorgeous, radiating smugness and awesome. Wilson is in awe of him.
anime girl with no arms transforms into a truck
confused fish play jumprope but dont have a third player
Pepe hangs himself cause hes a jerk
angry in InsideOut
Anon gives a bowl of eggs to a poor girl he found on the street. "Why are you doing this?" "You have to eat all the eggs"
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